Tonight at Hutchins Street Square in Lodi CA!

Dark and Darker is this Sunday! Come on out! concerts.livenation.com/dark-and-darke… Punch Line Sacramento

Dark and Darker is tonight! No one will read this!

Dark and Darker is tonight! Again, no one will see this.

Fuck Dave Portnoy

I’m not prepared for anal-warts either! Guy has cancer of the funny bone! Absolute dog shit! 🤮

Dark and Darker presents: The Lords of Darkness on August 1st at the Punch Line Sacramento! Get your tickets now!

Dark and Darker presents: The Lords of Darkness this Friday at the Punch Line Sacramento. Be there!

Hey, empty Twitter! See my dark comedy show tonight at the Punch Line Sacramento!

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I wonder how much celebrity cum Jimmy Kimmel has swallowed.

HELLO! Is anybody still on here???

Saying people shouldn’t murder people is now a controversial take. What a world.

We treat tragedy like gambling, most of us are commenting and posting in hopes that our thoughts will go viral. We should be ashamed of ourselves. If this post gets 100 likes I will post a photo of my wife’s tits. 🇺🇸

Yesterday was a crazy day, thankfully we can all move on and enjoy 9/11

Jordan Peele Announces New Movie 'STICKS' Where White People Beat Black People With Sticks (The Sticks Are A Metaphor For Racism) buff.ly/2hzrz69

JUST IN - Trump says tomorrow will be the "biggest announcement medically" in the history of U.S., "I think we've found an answer to autism."

Another great visit to the Anderson Center for Hair. Been about 1 year since Ken Anderson, MD, FISHRS, ABHRS operated and what a transformation it’s been! Gotta take care of his work so I stay up with my maintenance!

Dark and Darker is tonight! Do you hear that, Empty Twitter?!