Macdizzle420 110% and I believe that shit.

Can we get an election half-time show? I feel like we deserve that.

There is still hope for 2021

Yallllllll the internet really tried to tell me im fat. I’m watching footage of myself and IDCCCCCC YOU CANT TELL ME IM NOT THICC SEXYYYYYY LIKE WHOO WHERE WHYYY ARE YOUUUU

When I get to heaven and find out there’s no weed:

If at first you don’t succeed, pack a bowl and try something else. 🥴

Sometimes when I get random anxiety I’ll check my friends locations to make sure they are home safe. 🥴😂 I might be a lil crazy but if one of my 3 friends goes missing, I WILL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW AND I WILL FIND YOU

I was looking and feeling sexy as hell today. Then I tried to put together an outfit- Currently in the middle of a mental breakdown 🥴😭

Somebody arrest this girl. I don’t know her and she must be stopped. I tried this sober, it in fact DOES NOT hit. Only heartburn and weird burps.

This is me pretending to be busy on my phone cuz I sat down at a machine at the gym that I thought I understood but now I’m here and idk how tf it works. I’m too embarrassed to get up. I’m committed now. Lol wish me luck.

Does jalapeño relish exist? This feels like a top-tier condiment.

What’s going on with Brussels sprouts right now guys. 👀 why are they this huge…..

Ever since covid I get so insecure coughing in public…. Like I swear I’m not ill, I just smoke a lot of weed 🫠

Getting ready to be the highest person at the grocery store

Im in NEED of a Macdizzle420 Blunt ASAP!!!!!!!!

How much rosin you think that is?

Don’t forget to take your birth control today sister ❤️

I actually think people who put the little reindeer antlers on their car during the holidays are so cute. Turning your car into a reindeer is so cvnt. Plz.