It’s weird that toilet papers are sold out again, like people didn’t learn the first time. Or maybe that’s the thing, people did learn the first time and that’s how much toilet paper they actually need! How much are you guys pooping?!?!

Me: Man, that guy is a butthole. P: Hey, language. Me: He’s a bottom crevice?

Where are the priorities of the M&Ms mascots, that they knowingly agreed to be the faces of a company that sells a product that promotes the consumption of their own species? #MMsChocolates

What if you watch and react to us watching and reacting to Marvel’s What If?

I am Anthony, God of course, bringer of the same time. Fear me because I have no idea what I need to do.

😳🤨#MyTwitterAnniversary

Every building in the UK looks as fake as a film set, which is a testament to how skilled the scenics are in Hollywood.

There needs to be an additional set of writers on TV shows or films where their sole job is to write the previous conversations in text messages and not the audiences seeing them start a new text message thread every time.

Would Batman have pockets in his pants? I know he has his belt to carry gadgets, but would he tailor in pockets into the suit like you would in pants to hold more things? Or would he care about his branding too much to mess with “The Batman” aesthetic? #weeklyplanetpod

Why was Kermit the only one who was able to travel to the Sesame Street Universe? And is Elmo allow to travel to the Muppets Universe?

If i was bold enough, I want to approach certain actors in public while they are drinking their coffee and yell at them, “Hey! You know how you’re drinking your coffee right now? How you’re carefully tipping your cup because it’s full and hot? DO THAT ON SCREEN!”

Everyone calling their mom “the bestest mom” is admitting that they have a secret, more worst mom they’re comparing they’re moms to. So Happy Mother’s Day to those moms.

Kizik x Lightyear Sweepstakes wn.nr/vt9dZX

Is the song “Last Christmas” about that one person who they gave their heart to, or is it about every new person they keep giving their heart to since they keep singing this song every year?

Maybe it’s the result growing up from the AIM era, but I really prefer just typing “bc” instead of “because” bc it takes too long to type out, but it really bugs me that I do it. . . . Like even typing this tweet out was really frustrating.

What if OREO Cookie, but like The Real Lunchables where you pack different flavors cookies with slices of different flavors cream to customize your own Oreo?

The fact that SNL is still around is ridiculous. Not the fact that it’s a TV show going on for 45+ years, but the fact that it’s a live show that starts at 11:30p and there are still people willing to stay up late until 11:30p to watch a show that’ll air the next day.

#TheWeeklyPlanetPod This is a thing I edited awhile back, a clip taken from the podcast from May 10, 2015. Posting again in honor of Steve Harwell #RIP The Weekly Planet Regular sized James Nick Mason