VERY rude stuff here :/

The children that I teach will not stop demanding to see Michael Keaton return as Batman. 'He's the original and the best,' they shout 'He said he was gonna get crazy!' 'Get back you animals,' I say as I flail at them with a ruler 'I'll kill you, I'm not scared of prison'

Listen right to the end so you don't miss out on all the cooked stuff

Look at us go!

This show is about ghosts but if you are very brave (like me) you should see it while you can (tonight and tomorrow night (I am very brave))

My pal Jacq has about a week left of her MICF show and quite frankly it's organised chaos. It's funny and she might kick your head off so you should see it if you're into that sort of thing

Grace is great and she's filming her show tonight so go along why not?

Saw Hewy last night. Crushed it. One of my genuine favourites. Go see him. Sorry to be sincere.

Hello Twitter!
If you want to come see my show tonight (of course you do) then click this link for cheap tickets!

eventbrite.com.au/e/butterfinger…

Yum yum, we love that delicious discount.

I regret to inform you that Depressed Mario has returned

I bought a ticket for this tonight and you, the reader of this tweet, can also buy a ticket for this tonight

If you BELIEVE

Shrek The Musical (2013)

wow

Nick Mason doesn't shut his eyes while a photo is being taken challenge
Difficulty: impossible