Man who kept his boat besides his house was ordered from the city to put up a fence to hide the boat from view. So he built the fence and hired someone to paint it.

Today is the only day you can retweet this!

Beni from The Mummy lives there.

[Western conference playoffs] 'The speed these teams enter the zone is incredible and the puck movement is a showcase of elite skill'

[Eastern conference playoffs] 'It appears the defenseman just rammed his thumb up the official's ass and the goalie has what looks like a sword.'

No one:

RFK Jr:

23,000 dollar ice cube.

People in America can't afford to eat, and rich people are showing up to parties with 23,000 dollar ice cubes for a handbag...

Plays basketball

Wouldn't it be easier to just edit her out?

Am I tripping or does Netflix say this about literally every show that they put out…

McHappy Day time!

I'm at the McDonald's at Hamilton/Highbury today and we're raising money for RMHC Canada!

Come say hi, #ldnont !

if i had a nickel for every time josh manson made a save during a 2nd round game in the playoffs, i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Nobody:

Jacob Trouba:

Christ, it’s a PS2, not a horse-drawn carriage.

Jeremy 'adjusted for inflation' Horpedahl 📈 Now show the relative increase in their net worth.

Miles Wood absolutely BLOWS by Heiskanen and scores the OT winner for the Avs! #GoAvsGo