I won’t have thoughts on that game til Pablo Iglesias Maurer & Felipe Cárdenas tell me whether or not it was easy.

lost in thought about the nwsl challenge cup playground again

Bretos & Dunny are so much fun, man. Maybe the only old-school, care-free 🇺🇸 commentary team on Apple. Love it.

“Just got off my shift as a nurses assistant”-ass fit.

Love to have received this text message honestly

Tigres GK Nahuel Guzmán has been suspended 11 games and fined for laser pointer controversy during last Saturday’s Clásico Regio vs CF Monterrey.

W/ Pablo Iglesias Maurer

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Hi Twitter. I’m doing yard work for the first time in my adult life. These are fully just weeds, right? I should pull em out?

We partied with the ultras & met families divided by the city’s rivalry. Then we witnessed history.

The 135th Clásico Regio b/w Tigres & CF Monterrey was an instant classic.

But is this derby among the biggest in 🇲🇽?

Pablo Iglesias Maurer and I from Monterrey
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'It’s bedlam. On that day, players’ injuries are suddenly all cured! They know what it means to the city. I know a guy who traded in his $6,000 car for a ticket to the final in 2017 between Tigres and Monterrey.'

Derby Days, Mexico: The Clásico Regiomontano

Pablo Iglesias Maurer & Felipe Cárdenas

(smashes through wall like the kool-aid man) YES BUT THE 35-YARD, NASL-STYLE PENALTY IS ALMOST A 50/50 SPLIT IN TERMS OF CONVERSION AND TRULY EVENS THE PLAYING FIELD (resists person trying to drag me out of room) IT SIMULATES AN ACTUAL THING THAT HAPPENS DURING THE MATCH AND SHOU

Followers, allow me to tell you that last year I invented the perfect summer drink: gin, Fresca, a couple of mint leaves and a lime wedge. Thank me later.

Subscribed, y’all should, too.

Hey, did y’all know I’m on Insagram? I post more over there than I do here these days. Come on down: instagram.com/pablomaurer?ig…

Man these Mexican Marlboros don’t fuck around. Also… don’t threaten me with a good time.

Reached STRATOSPHERIC levels of travel stupidity today by leaving MY ENTIRE SUITCASE in the hotel room. Dawned on me as I was returning my rental car. It was too late by then. It belongs to the housekeeping staff at the Hilton in Monterrey now. Enjoy my short shorts.