Just another monday night at the bar

.Tom Bogert & Jeff Rueter w/a fantastic edition of MLS Weekly that includes some interesting nuggets about #DCU forward Christian Benteke, who is on pace to put together the most dominant (aerial) season in (tracked) MLS history. That & lots more here: theathletic.com/5488989/2024/0…

please someone teach me how to look less angry in photographs

this is football heritage

If you’re interested in understanding a piece of history about where you live and what your neighbors have gone through long before you showed up this is as good a place to start as any

People, this shirt from Music Valley Archive (IG: musicvalleyarchive) is an 11/10. Nashville native here, blessed to be wearing it.

Today in vintage American soccer acquisitions, a never-opened Regent replica match ball for kids from 1978. I don’t think they make medication for what I have.

Planted an avocado tree in the front yard. Supposedly cold-resistant for several days down to 15 degrees. We’ll see what happens. What I’m saying is within three years I’ll be existing solely on guac.

(int, New Jersey bedroom) Tom Bogert is on his fourth BANG energy drink of the day, working on 2000 words on a local Cincinnati boxer. From off-camera, his fiancé screams 'YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE DONE WITH MLS.' Bogert tears his shirt off to reveal an allocation order tattoo 'I'M NE

Sources: FC Cincinnati forward Aaron Boupendza suffered a broken jaw by being punched in the face outside a Cincinnati bar in the early hours of Monday morning.

Pat Brennan first reported nature of injury. No comment from Cincy.

Reporting with Pablo Iglesias Maurer theathletic.com/5467316/2024/0…

In recent years, there’s been a huge resurgence of interest in the old NASL of the 60s, 70s and 80s.

It’s had a curious effect: there’s now a large market of bootleg, “game-worn” NASL jerseys.

On The Athletic Soccer, I am back on my bulls**t:

theathletic.com/5466094/2024/0…

In recent years, there’s been a huge resurgence of interest in the old NASL of the 60s, 70s and 80s.

It’s had a curious effect: there’s now a large market of bootleg, “game-worn” NASL jerseys.

On The Athletic Soccer, I am back on my bulls**t:

theathletic.com/5466094/2024/0…

Me: advertising doesn’t work on me, I’m sophisticated.

Also me: I guess I should try this random coffee from Kickoff Coffee Co., for no reason

I like to think this was done in support of the Crayon Flag.

Me, to any Tinder or Feeld date within 7 minutes

Lionel Messi is living proof that every human being, no matter how normcore, looks better in a canadian tuxedo