Ladies, is there a greater joy in this world than your significant other cooking you dinner from scratch? I didn't think so.

Now playing: Escape from New York Really old movies seem so much better than new ones (discounting adapted works which are hit or miss).

I'm so fucking happy, my life is a dream, even as I have to get a tetanus shot tomorrow in anticipation of High Octane's Rumble at the Rock. #LSDlife

Family is an F word. I hate the midwest.

Goosebumps. Slayer. Tonight. One more time. One last time. Thank you for everything.

You woulda been 22 today, Jacy. I miss you and I love you. #tillValhalla

My mom just texted me pictures of the gray sky back home. I texted her back pictures of the gray sky here in Houston. She called it a draw. I told her it was in the fifties here, and that I won. #coldweathersucks

Guess I got what I deserve Kept you waiting there, too long my love All that time, without a word Didn't know you'd think, that I'd forget, or I'd regret The special love I have for you, my Baby Blue...

In the midst of a nervous breakdown, my father gave me perspective. I'd tag him, but he doesn't believe in social media and thinks you're all a bunch of fucking idiots. He's probably right. #sorrynotsorry

For my dad, I know this hit him hard... 4/5/94 youtube.com/watch?v=qv96yJ…

I'm honestly trying to be a bigger person.. BUT... the fact that little jimmy said to Murrr "We don't need to defend our tag team belts, let's send the Bruvs out to do it for us," and now Murrr and NOT-jimmy are the High Octane tag champs? Puts a smile on my face. Fuckin' idiot.

Been way off from this ish for a minute. Came back, kinda, by asking Mike Best to shit on little jimmy. Please don't disappoint me, Mike.

me and High Flyer, aka Jack Harmen and a green screen. dangerous. also good times.

#wargames time to nut up or shut up.

full disclosure before war games. little jimmy is a piece of shit.

so THAT'S why Andy Murray has a bum knee. Months of carrying Lil' Jimmy will do that to you.

I don't talk about my family much, all sarcastic bullshit commentary to the contrary. but being here. now. remembering what my great grandparents endured. it is fucking overwhelming. #neverforget

If you are looking for a ROLEPLAY fed......now is the time to get in at HOWrestling as I am literally opening up roster spots right now and will have space for 3-5 folks. Hit me up.