The fiftieth class of talent starts their journey at Odessa's Dungeon tomorrow. It's strange, twenty years since my trainer passed away... I hope he's proud of the next generation I helped guide, using the knowledge he passed on to me. You were the first Wildcard. BRAZEN as f

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I tried to eat my feelings away but that owl keeps biting my tootsie pops after I get in two licks.

Fuck

Am I too old?

Who wants to write my autobiography?

I am the best. Wanna fight about it?

I'm thankful for this cutlery set I just bought myself. So many options.

Predictable. Bunch of cowards.

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Welp. Now I have absolutely no reason not to buy a bunch of guns. #refueledxii

I'm 44. Wtf

CLUB COWARDS CLUB. what is a hashtag?

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My feelings at this moment could be described as that famous scene from saved by the bell on loop. Maybe I am manic. I love it. I'm so excited...

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Owww

Can't wait to infect LT with the corona virus.

Gift card for beer = more followers

Itsa me! Mario!