'Hey there, Mr. Candyman.' - Norm Macdonald

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

“We had a good thing, boy! We had the chicken man, we had a lab, it all ran like clockwork, son! Boy’s gotta mouth like a cannon, always shootin’ it off. You’re like a stick of dynamite, son. Can’t resist blowing it up! I say-I say, your pride and ego got the better of you, son!

Goddamn, the experience of reading this comic and getting to see these moments animated perfectly is so fuckin rad I’m gonna shit

My oil painting of Fried Chicken and an Old Fashioned

I can't explain it but I think this scene specifically is why Japan loves David Lynch so much. Just radiating with anime vibes

Saint Garfield and the Dragon

mad men if don draper was written like a pokemon? is that something

This is one of the things I've always admired about Homer.

Missed opportunity for NOW YOU 3 ME

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami

It is my firm belief that these are the greatest two sentences ever written

if you cant handle me at my 'bit by a radioactive lobster' u dont deserve me at my 'using lobster powers to help u gain custody of your son'

Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved).

Genie: That's your wish?

Me: No, we're just talking. Just being Friends right now.

If I was a hometown sports announcer i would be saying shit like 'these are evil people, these are not good human beings'