The absurd thing about this is that it’s not even an absurd possibility anymore. x.com/dumbily/status…

No. No they won’t. x.com/guardian/statu…

This should be good. x.com/NBCNews/status…

Will lie about literally anything x.com/thehill/status…

Just the one then? Or... x.com/thehill/status…

What in the sweet Hell? It took me all 2:37 to realise this wan't an Saturday Night Live skit.

No. Just no.

I wanted so much for this to be fake.

“Let us march on ballot boxes” — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. #VOTE

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Hairdresser to the 🌟 ⭐️ Paul Paul carlin should be on retainer from Tourism Ireland First he brings Michael from Boston for a run from Holywood to Bangor (& back) along coastal path b4 breakfast at Duncairn Arts with Rev Bill Bill Shaw Exercise & church sorted. ✅🏃🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻

Headed to drop off our mail-in ballots for #BidenHarris2020 like... x.com/findurmeme/sta…

Vote like she’s fucking watching.

Tell that to the 210,00 dead, you absolute scum.

The only thing more stunning than the scale of Russian interference uncovered today is the fact that an American President is taking no action to protect our country against an ongoing threat. This is a dereliction of duty.

Had to double check and confirm this wasn’t me. Was happy to find it was indeed not. #currentmood x.com/abc/status/968…

Another one for your board, #1 Rachel x.com/nbcnews/status…

Pretty sure 13 Hardened Democrats was a Stormy Daniels video. x.com/realDonaldTrum…

11-year old Naomi Wadler: "I am here to acknowledge and represent the African-American girls whose stories don't make the front page of every national newspaper, whose stories don't lead on the evening news." #MarchForOurLives (via CBS)