Absolutely the PIZZA THE HUT frog. No. I will not be discussing my error. Thanks.

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Felicia’s out there pretending to be a journalist. I’m out here pretending she’s competition. One of these things is not like the other. UNLEASHED. Tonight.

I just heard these guys performed this at the Olympics. 10/10. No notes.

If anyone needs me…you know where I am. #gymratlife And the fun part when you’re the guy who unloads the boxes of merch…is that you can swipe some. 😉 Repping my new fave feral swamp queen today.

Holly’s isn’t Waffle House, but it’s pretty close. Stopped in for my usual TUESDAY CHEAT MEAL before heading to the gym. Today we’re representing my old friend Yurievich • 𝚄𝙽𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 • E̷N̷I̷G̷M̷A̷ When I grow up I wanna be just like him. One win down. Let’s see how long we can keep the streak.

Tonight. We do this. REVOLUTION. Go home.

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Beauty’s in the eye of the beheader for tonight... The devil’s in the details. And she’s painted white. 🌼🩸 See you at the gallery. #WorkOfArt Jenny-Babe Universal Championship Wrestling Jenna Matthews

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Wait. Is this thing on? Testing.

What are you doing on your lazy Sunday? Me? I'm watching old matches. Prepping for my encounter next weekend with “The New Hollywood Siren” Ayden Lionvale for BLPW . So excited for this. We're gonna put on a clinic out there. Get your tickets now!

Oh no. What time is it? I just finished watching literally everything I could find. Oh no. I have to be to work at the gym in three hours!

I didn’t know him well. Brushed elbows once in a locker room at least a decade ago and I remember him just being such a wealth of information. Wish I’d taken the time to pick his brain more. Love the ones you’re with. Life is short. RIP Texas Red

As long as you’re not as long and pointlessly boring as that franchise. If they had massive birds that could fly into Mordor the whole time…WHY DID THEY WALK THERE?!

Adding Hausen to the end of your Twitter name makes Twitter a more evil (that’s good) experience.

//This...just made me ugly cry as all the memories flooded back. Where has time gone?