She was forcibly kissed without consent broadcast on live TV to 27m people and now she’s getting sued? And people wonder why women don’t come forward when they are assaulted

Tonight, Suggestions of the Unexpected involved a man who became the world’s greatest artist… by putting pieces of himself in his paintings, Baabarus the Sheep Demon who sought revenge on humanity, & a restaurant which served people. Like, you know, as the meat. Last one tomoz!

Meanwhile, in Any Suggestions Doctor (sorry to our firstborn child, the new improv baby is getting all of the Twitter attention) The Silence created the Bermuda Triangle to trap Amelia Earhart & her planeload of ferrel Glaswegian cats. Last one tomorrow, Pleasance Dome, 5.30!

This entire paragraph should be sufficient not to review this comedian. Chortle why not come out and say you don't give a toss about sexual assault victims?

Closed my run on a nice full room and a fucked voice. But still managed to inspire the room and hopefully this time next year they'll all be referencing me in their bank statements.

Final ‘Any Suggestions, Doctor?’ of the run done! (The Weeping Angels were taking over Hull - where they thought the Doctor would never find them)… Join us for our last ‘Suggestions of the Unexpected’ in 45 mins at @Justthetonic Mash House… @ChazzyDeane is nearly ready

Loved doing the fringe and our beautiful shows! An unrelated fact, I'm sure: all of us in the cast firmly support the trans and non binary community and we categorically do not stand for people who would want to exclude or belittle those groups!

You know how you get emotional watching films on a plane because of the altitude? Does that happen on trains or do I just well up watching a montage of wedding speeches at the beginning of a romcom?

That’s it from Any Suggestions Improv for Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2023! Thank you if you joined us for a trip in the TARDIS, or opened the spooky suitcase. See you next year, Edi. Onwards!

Having a Gromit moment

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I'm always pro group photos and yet never prepared to see what a shortarse I am in those photos

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I cried in the cinema at this reveal

The front page of the The Daily Tar Heel today by Caitlyn Yaede (she/her).

I know I should want to watch this Donna Tartt Brideshead Revisited inflected film but I'm still scarred by the ending of Promising Young Woman

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT this is decidedly un-huzzah!!!

First payday after #edfringe

Scrolling the multiple cooks I follow on Instagram and exclaimed aloud, "it's FIG SEASON?! I've got to get some figs!" so I think all things considered it's about time I leave Twitter.