?? I’ll press “Allow” if you can explain to me super clearly why this would make my life better Gopuff

Holy crap I just saw PFT Commenter at the cubs game

Got a picture with PFT Commenter so cool

Went to homegoods bought a lamp and now eating a poke bowl in the park I wonder what will happen next

Alright whoever wants to come to the Rolling Stones concert next week can come

The girl at the kayak place asked for my number yesterday which was pretty cool even though it was just to sign me up for promotions or something

We’re locked in on SailGP this morning

Got a parking ticket last week. We need more parking lots and this is a great space for one

Did a gainer into the lake and got yelled at by the lifeguard 😎

Me and all my homies got brand new turtle beaches today

Me