“@LearnSomethlng: This is what a single drop of salt water looks like when magnified. pic.x.com/LizmNqEwNb”#GROSS

Amazing where you find your contact when you accidentally drop it and assume it would be on the floor...#randomthought #overtired

“AwkwardPosts: Finally found her ” #twins

Ice cream sandwich for breakfast #yesplease

So I went to get a sub at Subway® & as I am eating it, crunch..Yes, There was a pebble in my sub! An actual pebble! #crackedtooth #nothappy

“@TheKnowIedge: Using profanity raises pain tolerance by over 50%.” Well that's in interesting tidbit #raisingpaintolerance #expert

“AwkwardPosts: laughed too hard at this ” Erynn Plesha this made me think if you for some odd reason... Hahaha

“TMZ: Earlier This Week: Miley Cyrus is riding a WHORSE!! tmz.me/1ieySV8” #poorhorse

Absolutely terrible 3+ hour ordeal with Mediacom Support ... #nothingsolved #terribleservice #timetoswitch #rude

“@TheRealRoseanne: I loved meeting mama june! Honeybooboo's mama!” I think u should do a joint reality show! #rosiebooboo Mama June

I had a realization that I might be a #Workaholic when it's 3am and I have my work, personal & land of the loon laptops out at the same time

“Erynn Plesha: "WowSoPunny: I'm dying. 😂😂😂 pic.x.com/YxdZucFFM9" Luke Chopp hahaha made me think of you!” #DALUGAHEIGHTS

I love how I have called Mediacom Cable 4 times and chatted 1 time in 2 days & have gotten nowhere.Time to #CANCEL! #terribleservice #done

“TMZ: Jason Derulo goes to Rehab ... he's addicted to ass tmz.me/ULQkEuV ”Erynn Plesha just so you know! Hahaha

So theres a new show on VH1 called naked dating.. These ppl are literally going on dates naked #awkward #embarrasing #whothinksofthisstuff

I could fall asleep at any moment of the day #narcoleptic #tired #lovesleep

“Facts Of School: Nice try! ”I probably would have put this as an answer in high school too haha

I am convinced Kathy Griffin is just andy dick wearing a wig and makeup.. Haha #randomthoughts #daphneaguilera #kathydick

“TMZ: Bruce Jenner Mulls it Over in Malibu tmz.me/HbQ9mwl” #amazing #mullet #isthisajoke #rockitbruce