damn bro luce moments before dis-yak-ster

telling my mom that I ordered taco bell because I didn’t like what she cooked just to see how close I can get to death

getting really insecure. you guys need to start liking my tweets.

you’re in his DMs. i just took the fattest dab and i don’t know what we’re talking about.

the smell in eugene right now. putrid.

if ur bf watches succession ur single to me, tf he gonna do? draft a financial document

this woman has got to be a social experiment.

i’m so hungover can everyone please tell me they’re not mad at me

kanye saying “since this is my first divorce…” is funnier than any comedy special i’ve seen this year

trying to guess Kylie’s baby’s name. i’m thinking anything from leaf to bible.

i’m picking my husband based solely on how he makes scrambled eggs

you wanna see me? come to sunday service.

8:15am and you’re asking me to be real

Lauren Sanchez you are dress coded.