Today I had to explain to an MSP on a committee that if the police charge someone with rape, they will know he has a penis, while other MSPs advertised they had been sent things to where by lobbyists, and a woman had a small lapel badge confiscated because 'from a lobbyist'.

If Holyrood had such a thing as a reputation manager, they would be working double shifts now.

things to *wear*

At some point, the world has turned upside down.