London this morning.
The Household Cavalry have a spring in their step.
Big Ben is playing a jaunty tune.
The Serpentine is peaceful again.
Greenwich is waking up to a new dawn.
All because Susan Hall has been defeated and our Prince Sadiq has returned.

Credit to Sadiq Khan for making a huge city like London the 5th safest place to live in the UK.

Once again his bot farm doesn’t get out and vote.
Lazy sods.

A beautiful morning here in outer London. The air feels clean, the gammon are still in their scratchers nursing a hangover and everyone I see has a spring in their step.
Literally everyone is saying how glad they are that Susan Hall has gone and Sadiq will be leading us again.

Susan Hall hasn't been seen on Twitter since 9.30pm Thursday. Is there any truth in the rumour that she left herself on the tube?

Bloody foreigners coming over here with their nude photos in profile!
Disgusting!!!!

Another top journalist with an amazing scoop.

Enoch Scowl.

The Gammons are boiling and then being roasted this evening - it's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

You know what would be a good idea for London? Pay-per-mile car journeys. Even though it was Susan Hall who thought it up it’s actually a good idea.

Anyone who thought that Laura has a top job at the BBC simply because she supports the government can hang their heads in shame.
She clearly has her finger on the pulse and incredible insights.

These gammon types are rather sore losers aren’t they? They are definitely banned from calling anyone snowflakes after all their sobbing that’s for sure.

The most worrying thing about Susan Hall losing the London Mayor election is the idea that being a massive racist and making up loads of lies might not actually win votes.
#LondonMayorElection

🚨 Susan Hall lost the London Mayoral election! 🚨

Our team worked tirelessly throughout the campaign to prove Susan Hall's racist beliefs made her unfit to be London Mayor.

Susan Hall! London says 'Piss off you racist old half-wit.'

Well done Sadiq. You forgot to mention me in your winner’s speech but that’s ok.

Looks like she took it well and is like totally not bothered.

And just like that all her bots disappear.
DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!

Susan Hall, Laurence Fox, Julia Hartley Brewer, Darren Grimes, Laura Kuennsberg.
Get it right fucking up ye! theguardian.com/politics/artic…

It was Flo wot won it.