I hate to be “my new year starts in February” person but my new year really does start in February.

Best method of closure is telling your mum what happened cause there’s defo no going back after that. It’s closed by force lool

It’s 5pm and not dark. Well done to everyone else that made it through the utterly horrific and oppressive darkness of the past four months. The light is gradually returning.

Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

Being in cold weather for this long is unsustainable. Little good comes from being this cold for this long. How can people be happy let alone productive being THIS cold for 5-6 months in a year???

I’ve tasted employment. I’ve tasted unemployment. I recommend generational wealth.

you can’t convince me that i have to remove all the enjoyment from my life to reach a goal

I HATE THE DENTIST. Ah 😭 In fact I hate teeth. Wow the pain I’m feeling it is well

Paid* period leave.

there's zero return on being the person who can "handle anything" and doesn't complain

I’m sorry those GCSE results are SHOCKING. What do you mean lowest math pass rate since 2004? Wtf are parents doing???

you guys. everything is ok at any age. i promise.

Sorry I have one question oh. For people who like football. Is it not possible to change alliance ? Like if Arsenal misbehaves this season, can’t you switch to man city next season ?

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Mimi the music blogger Why is he even talking about a next man’s private part in the first place?

Nobody cares about your life guy. Just live

You really just wake up one day and be like actually ..that’s enough of that - and switch gears completely

I know this is tweet is based on relationships but this applies to friendships too. Those random ‘jokes’ are never random, they’re intentional.