Keir Starmer leading his MPs into the Houses of Parliament to listen to his apology speech! 🤡 🤣

In comes Diane Abbott to have the last laugh at Starmer watch he can’t even look at her!

He’s tripping over the dispatch box now.

Skip to 1:52 for Keir Starmer’s impression of the Looney Tunes character “Road Runner”.

What’s the point of having a constitutional king when he won’t defend our constitution from corrupt politicians.

‘I don’t accept that he didn’t know anything...’ ‘So he’s lying?’ Diane Abbott believes Keir Starmer’s claim that he was left in the dark about Mandelson is starting to ‘fall apart’.

Tuesday's EXPRESS: For once you are actually right PM...'It beggars belief!' #TomorrowsPapersToday

Tuesday's STAR: D'oh #TomorrowsPapersToday

EXCL: The Intelligence and Security Committee has now been handed the vetting information the cabinet office received several weeks ago. The Guardian understands this includes a short summary document including details of Mandelson’s personal life, financial and business

Those of us who pushed for Johnson to go because he was too pathetic, inadequate and dishonest to hold the office of prime minister have to now accept the same is true of Starmer. The sooner this wretched man goes, the better for the country and what’s left of his party.

Tuesday's MAIL: It's everyone's fault but his #TomorrowsPapersToday

Pathetic and weak man Turns out to be a shit leader. Who knew.

Starmer is toast by Wednesday

Badenoch bullseye deepens Starmer’s peril Under pressure from the Tory leader, the PM did little to suggest his leadership will continue beyond the May elections. Today Keir Starmer showed what a pathetic weak liar he really is. He needs to Resign & call a GE

Going to say it again. Setting aside the broader issues of all this. It is absolutely insane if any Labour MP thinks this issue is simply going to fade away. We are going to have month after month of leak, document drop and parliamentary theatre. There will be no end to it.

If Starmer, the liar, is called a liar in the House tomorrow And the truth telling MP is told off Then every other MP of decent character, should walk out of the chamber. Starmer is a liar.

Imagine that. Olly Robbins, the man who everyone despised because he did his best to sabotage Brexit, is about to take down Keir Starmer, the most hated prime minister in history, and become a national hero.

The fact this is the best headline Starmer can muster underlines how we’re nearing the endgame of this whole sorry affair.

Starmer Announces Yet Another Review Into Mandelson Fiasco order-order.com/2026/04/20/sta…

“Like an exceptionally boring Hans Christian Andersen, he uttered the glorious words: ‘Many members across the House will find these facts to be incredible.’ Cue what I think was the biggest laugh of his premiership”