Swan. Lake. Let’s be honest, the titles for my photos are genius.

Man walking up steps. Another great title for my photo. The steps are from the road to St Pancras Station and hotel.

Three red bikes. King’s Cross, London.

Mornin’. What a grey day.

And now, time for a coffee here. Somewhere in London.

My neighbour Paul Weller just popped in for a coffee, which was nice.

And now I’m here, to teach 60 people how to take better photos on their mobile phones. The things I let myself in for.

And now, it’s time for a pint. Popped in here as near Barbican and I haven’t been before. I’m the only one here. How on earth do Sam Smith’s pubs keep going? They’re always empty. I’ve known noisier graveyards.

In the pub now. Believe it or not, the sound is on for this video. It’s unbelievably silent. I’ll only be having the one here.

And now I’m here. There are more people here.

And now I’m here. Another Farringdon pub. My daughters always accuse me of being like Goldilocks with pubs; they’re too quiet, too noisy, too bright, too dark, too dated, too modern, etc etc. It’s not easy finding a pub I love. I put the effort in though.

And now I’m here. Nearly home.

I do like that lamp. Thursday evening at a pub, somewhere in London.

Am I the only one who thinks Nicole Kidman is a bit crap at acting? Yes, yes, I know she’s earned a billion, trillion dollars, but then so has Meryl Streep and she can’t act either.

Please Elon Musk can you take a look at banning this guy from posting propaganda that cannot be replied to. That’s not what this platform is about, surely? Post things and have allow replies.

Looking at the lights. Couple on the steps by Coal Drops Yard, King’s Cross, London. And now, time for bed.

Mornin’. Early start and I’ve cycled here to Waterloo Station. Now it’s time for breakfast. Cornish pasty and a black coffee, just £47.50. Bargain.

I seem to have arrived at Waterloo Station a bit early today. It’s only 1939 here.

I was telling someone the other day that I love the smoke coming out of Battersea Power Station. They thought I was joking, but it does. A lovely touch I think.

Just announced that the tracks are flooded ahead and so got to miss out some stations. The train driver’s just put his foot flat to the metal and currently doing approximately 300mph to get us there on time.