Are you happy tho?

Museveni blames past regimes for poverty bit.ly/3aLvDeH #MonitorUpdates

Saying 'Kenya Kwisha' instead of 'Kenya Kwanza' is not a slip of the tongue. The Chief Hustler is clearly surrounded by many moles.

Don’t run away from what’s yours 🤍

If you can get a Nairobi woman to be submissive,you can probably tame lions.

Who’s taking the picture then

Reduce bitterness from your life, that shit delays blessings!!

Inflation. Their salary went up!!

Conman Raila Odinga's GENUINE CV:
1. Date of Birth is not part of a Resume. No one is responsible for his/her birth.

1. Komulo Intermediate School - 1960s
2. School of Welding in Leipzig - 1970
3. MP, Kibira - 25 years
4. Prime Minister - 5 years
5. A Billionaire via GRAFT.

Muuzaji wa kuku anayetamani kuwa rais - Willia Ruto aidhinishwa rasmi kuwa mgombea wa Kenya kwanza

bbc.in/3mwZ5rL

DP Ruto Accuses IEBC Of Deleting 1 Million Names From Voters' Register
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Remember, she's not a hoe if she is an actress 🤣😅
#FamilyGuy

1. Discredit the witness
2. Introduce a new suspect
3. Bury the evidence.

#HTGAWM

I will buy more $Luna I know it'll recover

Dyana Codes is the best female musician in Kenya