Crocs: On Titties: Out Coors: Light Yee: Haw

"why does sweating make your dick bigger"

good morning, i went to chick-fil-a for breakfast and my total came out to $6.66 so the cashier changed it to 6.26 and gave me a large lemonade for free. the devil works hard but damn do chick-fil-a employees work harder

If you ever want visual evidence of the scourge upon the earth that humans are, go into a venue bathroom before doors open and compare it to the end of the night

My favorite song is Africa by Toto by Weezer

youtu.be/bhPbICS1qEc

Taco Bell employee: hey what’s your band called? Me: uhh it’s E-R-R-A TBE: oh cool. Are you guys on YouTube or? Me: yeah, we’re on YouTube TBE: cool 2 mins later, Skyline is playing through the speakers of the restaurant for everyone to hear. Me:

guys make sure you EAT ASS E-njoy her jokes A-ssist her T-reat her right A-ctually love her S-pend time with her S-uck a big turd out her ass

Don't even know who this is. Just have to make sure everyone knows how much of an idiot he is.

I'm back on Twitter. Ready to hear what everyone thinks of the new record #erra #erra2021 #snowblood #guitar

I see someone else on there 🤔

JT Cavey Jesse Cash Sean Gregory Price Billy Black Jack Conor Hesse

I think ERRA released my favorite record of the year.

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I am shopping at Cracker Barrell and Buccee's today. I will collect all of the southern Infinity Stones.

Putting my Xmas list up in case any of y'all are feeling generous

Rise, Tarnished, and bear witness to the amazing animals of the Lands Between! Here are our top 5 things you should do in #ELDENRING.