"meanwhile kyberswap is getting absolutely cooked" Hahahahahaha love the language

Wild

Ok this is really spiraling

The KelpDAO $292M rsETH meltdown feels like the Multichain cross chain disaster of 2023. No deposit, lock, burn on the origin chain (Unichain), yet assets were released on the destination chain (Ethereum mainnet). In the Multichain incident, the cause was compromised MPC keys.

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Volatility exposes systems. Today’s KelpDAO rsETH situation shows how fast liquidity assumptions break under stress. When positions need to unwind, execution is everything: - Routes must adapt in real time - Liquidity must be sourced holistically - Transactions must actually

1/ how aggregators catfish you it flashes a sexy quote that makes you weak in the knees and the second you confirm, it turns into your ex with the lights on fresh data from march 2026 on Matcha Meta who’s quoting honestly (and who’s full of shit)

wow nice, maybe i can stop using layerzeroscan and range

no way, blockscan is horrible. i would go many miles out of my way to NOT use it

i fucking love it when aggregators come at me saying the meta agg data is biased/wrong instead of fixing their shit don't make me tap the sign

Zaps on yearn.fi use Enso to get you the best prices when entering and existing our vaults.

DPRK breached LayerZero infrastructure, forged a bridge message, and walked $290 million out of Kelp in one transaction. Aave is holding hundreds of millions in bad debt. The dominoes are still falling. DeFi United is scrambling to catch them. rekt.news/kelpdao-rekt

Lol

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