Lindsay Lucido (@lindsaylucido) 's Twitter Profile
Lindsay Lucido

@lindsaylucido

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calendar_today04-07-2009 04:22:56

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Oh “you don’t choose who you fall in love with”? Well it seems like a lot of people are choosing not to fall in love with me!

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Ummmm okay…if I wasn’t popular in high school, then how come at our water polo team sleepover I got to sleep in my own room while everyone else had to share one?

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It’s so embarrassing to be the only sober one in a group. The next day your friends can be like “so sorry for last night. I was wasted” and you have to be like “so sorry for last night. I was…of sound mind and still decided to do those same things”

Seets💫 (@mamasitaa__) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Exactly one week after CA dropped mask mandates in healthcare and high-risk settings, my clinic calls me to reschedule my weekly IV therapy because.... all but two nurses that can give my treatment are out sick. Don't look up. Don't say covid. Do not connect to the dots.

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My friend once told me he was going to hang out with a buddy he “hadn’t seen since college”. That man had graduated 3 months before.

Talia Jane ❤️‍🔥 (@taliaotg) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is Jordan Neely. He was a Michael Jackson impersonator with a loving fan base, who documented his performances over the course of years. If you rode the subways in the last ten years and stumbled into a spry, joyful MJ, it was likely Neely. 🔗: m.youtube.com/watch?v=0al2FO…

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I flossed today, and when I was done, I noticed there was blood on the floss. That must mean I need to floss more, because I haven’t eaten blood in weeks.

Aimee Lucido (@aimeelucido) 's Twitter Profile Photo

First review is in for my 7/2/24 picture book, PASTA PASTA LOTSA PASTA and it's a *great* one from Kirkus! They said it was "...an aria, expressed in rollicking verse..." and so many other lovely things. The whole review can be found at bit.ly/kirkus-pasta !

First review is in for my 7/2/24 picture book, PASTA PASTA LOTSA PASTA and it's a *great* one from Kirkus! They said it was "...an aria, expressed in rollicking verse..." and so many other lovely things. The whole review can be found at bit.ly/kirkus-pasta !
Aimee Lucido (@aimeelucido) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am *thrilled* to be sharing the details of my upcoming tour for the launch of my debut #picturebook, PASTA PASTA LOTSA PASTA, with my fellow rhyming #foodie writer, Lisa Frenkel Riddiough! More details can be found on my website, and I hope to see you there! #pasta #book #kidlit

I am *thrilled* to be sharing the details of my upcoming tour for the launch of my debut #picturebook, PASTA PASTA LOTSA PASTA, with my fellow rhyming #foodie writer, <a href="/LisaRiddiough/">Lisa Frenkel Riddiough</a>! More details can be found on my website, and I hope to see you there! 

#pasta #book #kidlit