It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 26 Aug 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Fan-fucking-tastic

What's the point of living forever if I can't live this forever with you?

"I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, i let it burn" Happy bloody Valentine's Day everybody

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 26 Aug 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

why do you like thunderstorms?

Let's see if I can remember how to do this… Merry Crisis!!! Wait no it's Christmas not crisis…

Me

//just learned Twitter is now "X" k bye

Giving this shit hole one more shot before deleting X forever. Let the games begin

This unborn child will be the death of me. Eat eggs they said it'll be fun they said. Un-fertilized chicken eggs are great breakfast items. FALSE!! Be gone fowl beasts!!!

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary