In the mid-90s I set fire to myself. My sister and her husband arrived for dinner from the Isle of Wight. I turned up the gas on the stove and threw the pasta into the boiling water. 1/18

Quick, we all need to share images of the Bayeux Tapestry before the UK government bans them under its clever internet law.

Finished #Nevernight over the weekend. Thank you Jay Kristoff News/Updates for writing such a beautiful trilogy. I laughed, I cried, I loved the footnotes. Bravo

After the successful reading in Tokyo in 2021, we are so thrilled to bring GALAXY TRAIN to London! Co-created by Yojiro Ichikawa 市川洋二郎 & Eden, a concert version of the new musical will be on The Other Palace between 24th-26th March 2023. Tickets: theotherpalace.co.uk/galaxy-train/

Desperate times call for desperate measures. On a related note, any #Voiceover agents looking for a bird-enthusiast? #vo #actor

🌟 CAST ANNOUNCEMENT for 🌌 Galaxy Train, coming on 24-26 March: theotherpalace.co.uk/galaxy-train/ Galaxy Train, a new musical based on the beloved #Japanese novel, will be starring Jordan Broatch (They/Them), Misato Higashijima, Saori Oda, Liam Murray Scott, Juna Shai, Sinéad Wall, Joey Zerpa-Falcon.

🚨NEW: Unions representing more than 20 million workers in France, Germany, Spain and Italy have joined forces to slam the UK government’s anti-strikes Bill. They say that the UK is already an outlier in Europe and has the most draconian anti-union laws in the democratic world.

Casting Directors…

What in the fresh hell is this new #SpotifyUpdate. Horrible. Bad. Don't want it. Why can't I just find my mixes in peace? Spotify UK & Ireland Take it back.

Whenever I buy a loaf of bread I like to break off a hunk to eat like a poor peasant who can barely afford to stay in their hovel thanks to the rising costs of the big city… oh, wait.

"China is becoming more authoritarian" says Sunak, the unelected Prime Minister of a country that recently gave police the power to pre-arrest people for thought crimes.

How is anybody able to live in London? Can't afford to live with my partner because the rents have skyrocketed, and no landlord seemingly wants to do the work to be compliant with HMO laws so three of us can rent. This country has become so hostile to young people.

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

I've worked extensively with Unmasked for the last six years, and there is no one more forensic, or dedicated. GET THEM SCENES WRIT.

Can't believe it's been eleven years since Danny Dyer couldn't believe it had been eleven years since them slags smashed into the twin towers and it still freaked out his nut til that day, it still freaks my nut to this day

So proud to have had a small part in this important cause.

Apparently Royal Mail is employing ghosts now. An attempted delivery of an important package, despite there being nary a knock nor bell. Would prefer a more corporeal service next time Online customer service