I just had to stop having sex because I was thinking about Arby's. I wanted the meats, just not his.

This brave man opted to go onstage and talk about his covid vaccine injuries despite obviously having no control over his body. Jesus protect him, the liberals must be stopped

How the fuck am I allowed to be this adorable

Do guys really not know the weird faces they make when they cum?

Hey all! I'm thinking of bringing this account out of retirement. Can you interact with this pic so I can see if it's actually getting shown to people?

At Halloween I went to a haunted cocktail soiree and had to go into the confession booth. The actor asked me about lust and my deepest fantasy. I told him in explicit detail only to be meant with him trying not to break character saying "well, I hope that never happens to you"

Trying to see if this account ends up being good lol

It's honestly not fair that I get to look like this while still absolutely laying pipe like I'm the third Mario brother.

So I've got full access to @Synthlexic back, and as far as I can tell it doesn't have any restrictions, so I'll be posting over there maybe? If you get a follow from there, I promise its me lol

"You cum to fast" Yeah, well tough words from someone who didn't cum at all!

Being a hot trans girl who can top in Seattle who's also a homebody feels like I'm squandering the greatest gift a loving god could give me

Hey Nintendo, why does my Switch 2 have an anti gooning feature? I want a refund.

I mean... If you insist.

I really hate grindr

I am God's dumbest warrior.

I'm so bad at social media lol

Try leximilfarc My last attempt at a new profile that's hasn't got got.

That account seems to be working, join me over there!

So this account isn't search b@nned anymore which is really wild to me, but I'm still focusing on my new one just in case nobody can see this. Like this if you see it and then follow me over at LexiMilfArc