JB—HeavyWeight Track Star—Clark (@lettersclark) 's Twitter Profile
JB—HeavyWeight Track Star—Clark

@lettersclark

Storymonger, co-host AlphabeticalSpringsteen.com, FATthlete, runner, Survivor superfan and raising two kids with @a_prul.

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My song asked if we could listen to the kind of metal where they scream and sing at the same time on the way to school. And then, my daughter asked me to show her each one of my guitars and tell her why they are different. Feels like they've been replaced by robots.

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Skipping right past, ...and many many people with obesity have no health problems... straight to bariatric surgery on 12-year-olds. The Daily really lost the plot this morning.

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One of my favorite concert memories is when @AdeemTheArtist motioned with their hand 🤙 like they were gulping from a bottle and said: “Y’all ready to break into the sad stuff.”

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How can you (with a straight face) call yourself a fiscal conservative when you allow the very thing it takes to live, FOOD, to be taxed at the highest rate in the USA? As Governor, we will eliminate this 7% “tax on life” once and for all.

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I have posted this before but .. 26 years ago, a gunman entered Dunblane Primary School in Scotland, killing 16 kids and a teacher. The UK govt responded by enacting tight gun control legislation. In the 9400+ days since, there have been a total of O school shootings in the UK.

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The voicemail's in Ted Cruz's office don't have a name programmed into them, so Instead of "Sorry __Ted__ is not available," they say: "Sorry, is not available..." Which is very accurate. Anyway, stop gun violence before my kids get killed, please!?

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Fun fact about the Zamboni. It only looks like that because hockey is so fun that it takes a giant truck that looks like a linebacker to get people off the ice.

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I’ve gotten a few requests for my all media overload on here, so here it is, the scammers, drunks, cartoons, winers, yarnballs who got me through 2023. As always, please give me your favorites and recs for the new year. lettersclark.com/2023-all-media…