Tugged close, Jeyne rested her free hand upon his shoulder. Even in the midst of the music, her laughter cut through the room. "Then it's my duty to inform you, ser, that only the very first lesson is free of charge," she quipped. "All subsequent ones come with a price."

He whined the whole hour it took me to put something decent together with his wardrobe. Less so when he realized I was right.

. . . Which is?

One step forward. One step behind. A twirl in time with the other partygoers on the dancefloor. Jeyne's smile did nothing but widen. "You don't seem to be doing that terrible a job so far."

Damn, okay, Baelor! I see you!

National holiday 🙏🙏

"And even if I have, is it so bad?" She tilted her head, lips curled in a grin. "My feet can take a misstep — and it'd be a great excuse for those particular dancing lessons."

Half Dornish DILF 🫦

Wiggling her fingers at Baelor.

|| KDJRURJ i apologize for jeyne she's got slut issues and baelor is sexy, messy combination of factors

How's it going, Mr. Targaryen?

Much better now that I've woken up to a view~

Quality Valyrian indeed~

Guess I just woke up charming today, ser.

Is that how you look at men, queen?

It's a blessing I get to experience every single day of my life.

They're men. I thought it was standard to keep expectations three feet under for them.

. . . . Don't know if the gods or mere fortune.

That's why guys keep falling short. We have too good a standard for how a relationship should look like.