I get it now. Ted and Heidi Cruz wanted their children to be safe, to have basic sanitary services like heat and running water, to leave behind a third-world apocalyptic nightmare for a safer place. Like so many parents before them, they decided to cross the Mexican border.

me telling my computer i’ll update everything tomorrow

Please don’t talk to me about cancel culture. I was a Christian child of the 90s. We stopped listening to Sandy Patty & Amy Grant, stopped watching Disney, & avoided Proctor and Gamble products. Christians perfected cancel culture. They just don’t like it when the tables turn.

A reminder to journalists and headline writers. George Floyd is not on trial in absentia, despite the obvious defense attorney’s strategy. This is the Derek Chauvin trial. To call this the George Floyd trial is to participate in the Chauvin defense play book.

Has a printer ever worked, has anything ever been printed

One fun thing about having a toddler is how relentlessly they point out all public services in eyesight at any given moment. Mail trucks! Fire engines! Playgrounds! Buses! Libraries! Bridges! Ambulances! And they're right! Public goods are amazing.

Just a reminder that Simone Biles faced unconscionable abuse at the hands of a doctor that US Gymnastics did NOTHING about until all those young women organized together to protect themselves. She owes the US and US Gymnastics in particular, nothing. Not one thing.

hot girl summer is over. the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2022. I’ve experienced the 14 day free trial and I’m not interested anymore.

I haven’t consumed any sugar, alcohol, dairy or grains in 26 days and guess what?? I notice little to no difference at all

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

When ted cruz was running from that reporter you could tell he was thankful that there was not just one door into and out of the venue.

Before we return to framing gun violence as a public health crisis, we should consider how the US actually responds to public health crises.

For perspective, that 40 minute presser was shorter than the time those kids were in that room with the shooter.

Have we had the great Remote Work Catfishing story yet, is there like a 12 year old who made middle management at a Fortune 500 company pretending to be their dad

Whichever of us is the last person to leave Twitter, make sure your last tweet is just the word "CROATOAN"