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Les Floyd

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How much worse does it get for Rishi Sunak?

There *are* going to be planes on the way to Rwanda, soon...

US warplanes. 😜😝🤣

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

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On 12th April, I contacted , with 'symptoms of a heart attack'.

'Dr' Docton had refused to replace lost pregabalin - as is his (dubious) right.

I asked for an alternative.

I was denied further help, by a receptionist.

I complained.

Booted out.🙄

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Just got a letter from Spencer Street Surgery, in Carlisle, about my complaint...

'You have taken to social media to publicly admonish our practice and our staff.

We choose not to tolerate this.

Mr A Docton'

Just the facts, man! Just the facts. ☺️

Just got a letter from Spencer Street Surgery, in Carlisle, about my complaint... 'You have taken to social media to publicly admonish our practice and our staff. We choose not to tolerate this. Mr A Docton' Just the facts, man! Just the facts. ☺️
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50-years-old and I've been saying it wrong. 🤯

'No-stray day-moose'?

That sounds like when Joey Barton talks to French people.

50-years-old and I've been saying it wrong. 🤯 'No-stray day-moose'? That sounds like when Joey Barton talks to French people.
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I didn't know who @AliciaKearns was...

Being an MP is not a livelihood.

It is a temporary job.

No MP has *ever* had 10-years continuous service.

As soon as the General Election is called, Kearns stops being an MP, until *she* gets re-elected... but her hive will be smoked.

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Star Trek is the TV equivalent of Iran's morality police.

Star Wars is better, in general, unless your parents were teachers or scientists and had a Betamax.

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Anyone planning to unseat Sunak, now, would be an idiot.

They would probably end up as the second-shortest-serving Prime Minister in history.

Liz Truss should get those letters in to William Wragg? 🤔

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…

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We held prayers for Susan Hall at the village church this morning.
Although we don’t live in London it is vital Suzie becomes Mayor.
Suzie brings funk, dust particles & ketchup to us all.
Her chunks are juicy
Her custard is creamy.
This nation LOVES her!
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#LondonMayorElections We held prayers for Susan Hall at the village church this morning. Although we don’t live in London it is vital Suzie becomes Mayor. Suzie brings funk, dust particles & ketchup to us all. Her chunks are juicy Her custard is creamy. This nation LOVES her! ❤️
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How much worse does it get for Rishi Sunak?

There *are* going to be planes on the way to Rwanda, soon...

US warplanes. 😜😝🤣

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

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Oh... it's okay for Trump's own mother to cosplay his public decapitation, but as soon as @KathyGriffin joins in, everyone piles on?

This is potentially gingerist, and should not be welcome in today's polite society.

Oh... it's okay for Trump's own mother to cosplay his public decapitation, but as soon as @KathyGriffin joins in, everyone piles on? This is potentially gingerist, and should not be welcome in today's polite society. #IStandNearGingers
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Mark, from Gentle Ben, often said: 'Cowabunga!'

Matt Groening says it's actually a misheard 'Aye, carumba!'

That cerebral connection made during misinterpretation, in an animation studio, turned it into one of the world's best known catchphrases.

That'll do, bear. That'll do.

Mark, from Gentle Ben, often said: 'Cowabunga!' Matt Groening says it's actually a misheard 'Aye, carumba!' That cerebral connection made during misinterpretation, in an animation studio, turned it into one of the world's best known catchphrases. That'll do, bear. That'll do.
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Just watching East Enders, and thought it was a bit weird the guy who played Dev in Coronation Street is in it, now.

Then, Simon Gregson, who played Steve McDonald in Coronation Street, walked into the Queen Vic.

THEN I realised I was watching Coronation Street.

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There's a very good chance Sadiq Khan will be in the next decade, and I, for one, look forward to welcoming our British Overlord.

I suspect he'd be a great deal more principled than the dude-in-waiting.❤️🕊️

There's a very good chance @SadiqKhan will be #PrimeMinister in the next decade, and I, for one, look forward to welcoming our British Overlord. I suspect he'd be a great deal more principled than the dude-in-waiting.❤️🕊️
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The cats shifted a litter tray, last night, so when they were rearranging the litter, the tray was thumping against the wall. It sounded like a drum and snare drum. It was pretty cool, for cats.

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If everyone was coached by society/genies to reach their full potential, it wouldn't be long until humans could run 100km in ten minutes, because everyone would have to keep beating everyone else. High-jumpers would die in space. Trillions of golf balls would orbit Earth.

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