I’ve never seen a more Midwestern text

Visiting the Midwest y’all need anything?

My brother came to New Orleans for work and my parents sent him with a box of my elementary school report cards and, for good measure, some of my dad’s?

Explaining euchre to non midwesterners

i wrote a book that teaches children how to be transphobic but can we please stop politicizing this random tragedy that people like me definitely don’t play a role in

Learning to live a life of ease from the best: my mama.

We lost my sweet Poppy this week and what I miss most about her is how much she talked to me so her I am forcing you to relive our last happy conversation. Enjoy!

Parade days are definitely the best days to work at UNO!!

Ready for SUCBAUF!!!!!

Every 6-year-old after a Mardi Gras parade:

All around perfect vibes! #GradToast2023

The Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon has nothing on the Six Degrees of Everybody in New Orleans.

An irony of the “groomer” bullshit is I understood I was trans at 11 but no one in my life talked about transness so to learn about myself I had to use the internet and found stuff that was VERY not age appropriate. Imagine if I could have learned about it from Sesame Street. /1

Sotomayor to Thomas: "The three Justices of color on this Court graduated from elite universities and law schools with race-conscious admissions programs, and achieved successful legal careers, despite having different educational backgrounds than their peers."

It’s my favorite week of the year!!! #UNOproud

So grateful for the best late night breakfast crew ever. Wishing all ⁦University of New Orleans⁩ students good luck on finals. #UNOProud

Me still reading all the Pop Tart Bowl tweets nearly 24 hrs later:

Margaret Orr retiring Jameis is gone pecan Ravioli & pickles in da boil Rats eating chronic Everywhere else, it’s just Tuesday