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RIP Phil Hartman's wife, you would have loved Fentanyl and mass shootings

Trump was on twitter advocating a clean, separate $1200 checks bill before the election. Mnuchin was pushing a $1.8 trillion deal. Democrats stuffed those to win the election and it worked. Now they’ve got the nerve to blame republicans for only giving you $600

I remember the OJ Simpson trials from daycare as a child.

I don’t think there will ever be a funnier combo of this kind of “flags on my truck” guy

Every time in history you see it you see violent and murderous reaction. It’s because these are the real stakes and everything else is noise.

Don’t care if you call it “social democracy” or “distributism” or whatever, we have a formula for helping people that goes back to the Gracchus brothers in Rome and continues with every land reform attempt in South America. It’s material redistribution and it’s what I believe in

Faith & Power! #StopAzerbaijaniAgression #StopAliyev #KarabakhNow #NKpeace #NKstrong #ArtsakhStrong #ՀԱՂԹԵԼՈՒԵՆՔ

Wait how about 'Tiny Cock's Pro Skeeter'

It’s with a heavy heart that I announce I will be deleting my Instagram and getting back into pills full time. Thanks to everyone who helped me along this journey. I wont forget you!

The movie oceans 11 but it’s a group of billionaires led by David Geffen as they work to reroute a schoolbus from a field trip to the aquarium

Start the suicide watch

nana Burn the whole family down

I AM WEAK 😭😭 atlanta don’t take nun serious 😂😂😂😂😂

(Hanging out by bar bathroom, taunting everyone that goes in) whoa! Looks like we got Johnny pee pee poo poo ova hea! Nah I’m just kiddin

So what they sayin this thing is like a virus or something or what

Scientists haven’t done any studies for diagnosing autism in women because, and I am quoting here, “Turns out they’re all like that”