Drake: Tell him that I hit his girl and didn’t need no Gucci slides. They gon say I’m pussy, but won’t come give me a UTI.

Kendrick: (Speaking over a dead void) Dear Hitler,

Houston residents are like ugh traffic was awful today

Nah they might really have to call me the new Drake after tonight 👀😈

Just used up thirty one matches to light a joint I know they would’ve Pat Tillman’d my ass in Korea

IPAs and computer duster…the working man’s speedball

There’s always been something yummy about candy to me

They’re making guys from Pendejo Time real now

I’m at your apartment complex checking out the sprinkler system and shaking my head

Hate it when I go to Chipotle and everybody’s happy man fuck these bowls

Bowing out of the rap beef second round after my opponent uses the Kohl’s Cash on my fridge as a single cover

New premium video episode up patreon.com/posts/10343405…

Missing mentally disabled woman in my area was just found alive

Listening to Beck with my good jeans on

First responders have had it far too good, for far too long

Mario, cradling my body as I bleed out:

Growing up I knew this one atypical camel and he just sipped that shit

And people say you can’t trust the news anymore

Duck pâté puts him in a trance