Bonnie Winterbottom's Prius (@landondasaur) 's Twitter Profile
Bonnie Winterbottom's Prius

@landondasaur

all of the trauma of a child star, none of the fame

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linkhttp://www.landondasaur.com calendar_today05-06-2012 05:05:22

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y’all be like “after work i meal prepped, did laundry, went to pilates, and read 3 chapters” like girl… after work i just stare at the ceiling for 45 mins.

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God y’all are insufferable. Edward Sharpe and the magnetic zeroes made like one song and it was good. Coldplay is good. Imagine dragons is good. Hobo Johnson is fine. Yall’s lives suck bc you hate everything

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Aside from American Vandal being very entertaining I think it’s also a commentary on true crime like Serial and the like which makes it 10x better

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I had wondered where all the horrible drivers went and it turns out they weren’t taking their kids to school anymore so I missed them

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It’s wild to me that shows will hire dialect and accent coaches for every character except a southern accent. Like the actor will be like “howdy yall” and the director is like yes that’s amazing

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My grandparents told me about a doctors appointment they had at 3:00 p.m. They are excellent retired persons. If you do not have a job, there’s no reason for you to take the early morning/lunch appointment times. You have nothing else to do but go to the doctor at that age

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My millennial boss recently told me that sometimes I just respond with “tea” when she tells me work things and she knows what it means now but didn’t really get it and then today she told me she was thinking about making our daily team meetings only 3 days/week and I said “tea”

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We’re at the point in the surveillance state where it’s possible for me to know if a place is busy before I leave my house. Tell me what % capacity Costco is at on your website you cowards

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Last night a student at a meeting said “I think some people just become teachers or advisors or whatever just to hear themselves talk” and then looked dead at me

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Ubers thinking they don’t have to park in a real parking spot outside literally any establishment and just pulling up on the curb and putting their hazards on is a endemic issue