you called?

I profiled Tim Cook. I also informed the CEO of Apple that people name their group chats.

a/s/l? Brb, hosting the coolest online panel next week and obviously talking about early 2000's internet culture. RSVP here: forms.gle/t3eapv5upA7dtR…

Why does this show’s reunions always make me feel gaslit. Why do they attack the wrong people and side with the villains #LoveIsBlind7

I feel like I'm having a stroke-- #HotFrosty is the most dystopian Black-Mirror-esque "romance" movies ever. After being useless hot man the entire film, at Xmas he gifts her an "Understanding Home Repair" book. She fixes her own furnace & gifts him a vacation to Hawaii

The screen of my 2021 MacBook Pro completely stopped working and Apple wants $900 to fix it. So, took a while but I’m back in the Microsoft fold! I was the second person at Best Buy this morning with the same screen issue 👀

Quel gourmand! That’s my French mother’s butter for Q4

Me with IsMyBabyUgly.com

Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs In- smiling more In- making new friends In- learning big words Out- rocks

Wild that Intuit QuickBooks has a documented issue regarding email logins not pulling up accounts and their “fix” is to login using your user ID 💀

And this is why I’m so excited to have (and be on) Goblins! Dating in video games > finding people on the apps or in bars

Yeah therapy is great but have you also taken a big chug of a highly carbonated beverage? For the record, we recommend pairing both.

If you’re on dating apps, bookmark this 🫡👑🧌 #DatingTips #DatingAdvice #Singles

Blood Magic, Scheduled Pooping, and Other Reasons I Built a Dating App likegoblins.com/post/blood-mag…

We’re not crying… ok, we are. So proud to be building this gamer community 💚 #gamerfriends #cozygames #onlinefriends #cozygamer

FYI if flying out of SEA (Seattle) and checking a bag with Delta, leave extra time. The wait for bag drop is 40+ minutes.

Love flying now. It’s like… “ok, so now we are boarding Steerage Star Members™️. Please empty the contents of your pockets for gate check”

when ur the non technical hire