'He loves the scouse cake. He loves the scouse cake. Yaya Toure he loves the scouse cake' Lauras Little Bakery :-)

Hi Yaya Toure, do you want a birthday wish in the morning pal

#NowMonitoring Djimi traore

Hi demonsexy, need some followers mate...Can u give me a shout out?

Advance Happy Birthday wishes Marco Reus. Wanna come to #LFC?

Looks like Jose Enrique is spending more time on instagram than on his rehabilitation. Now we need to look for two Left backs. Shit.

Soton have rejected our 40 million + Aspas bid for Lallana..Gutted... We have decided to follow up with a 30 million bid.

Teenage Bony actually impressed us when he was in trial here. He wanted a haircut clause in his contract. We rejected him and signed Ngog.

When did Neville Longbottom sign for us?

Brendan wants Sergie aurier. We want Lyle naugton. We hope to get a consensus soon.

50 million for David luiz! See that's why you need a Transfer committee

We are all delighted to announce that Brendan is the Marquee signing of the Season. That'll be all be all for the Window

Brendan looks delighted like a little Chihuahua on steroids

Why sign Diego Costa when you can sign Rickie Lambert?

We are seriously considering sending Ian Ayre out on Loan.

Somehow our Transfer policy got leaked.

So Dejan Lovren has submitted a Transfer request. Will he be 'Dejan Unchained'? We will have to wait and see #LFC

Liverpool baffled by reports linking them with Marco Reus and insist they've shown no interest in him despite suggestions to the contrary.

Spotted: Liverpool FC flag at Facebook HQ