Sunday roast >>> Thanksgiving dinner

"concert etiquette"

this is mine and Sean Mckees theme tune.

I need to know what they put in Bath and Body works hand sanitiser because i have washed my hands (properly, not just with water like some people do) about 6 times since i put it on and i can still smell it. I mean, it smells of gingerbread but still...

Can someone make me a biscuit brew. Im comfy in bed at 6.30pm and i cant be bothered to get up. Ta.

My favourite kind of hardcore dude is men that are friends with you until they/their band get the tiniest bit of popularity and start being too cool to even say hi. Nah bruv. You will get the same treatment when noone cares about who you are in 2 years.

In myspace days, there was about a week where you could have an add on showed you who looked at your profile. I got it and there was some woman america that i had never met, wasnt into hardcore, that looked at my profile over 5 times in an hour.. i think of her often.

Women need to stop babying their manchild husbands because, if anything, you have made it so when you arent around, they have to be TOLD to clean up after themselves. So gross.

Don’t let the rage-baiters win. Fact: London is safer than every major city in the USA.

Would anyone like to hear more of the horrendous experiences people who’ve never been to London have had in London?

Im quite tired of people that don’t live in London telling us how terrible London is.

No Lebanese Christian is called “Ahmed”. The name “Ahmed” is basically Muhammad.

So, i have found that if you look at a point past them, they naturally move out of the way. Except in Barcelona, where they dont give a shit and will walk into you and not care.

Amy was also smart because she knew that following a band around that she was not friends with meant that she was not on tour with them.

For those who got no clue what Halal food is…

shayla "There are two sure ways to lose a friend, one is to borrow, the other is to lend." - Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind

43 years ago today, Fraggle Rock debuted. The theme song will always be a banger.

It was that when they were paper bags they were free. I am not paying for a paper bag that, if it rains, will not make it home.

I hate when tourists come to Arab countries and start accepting everything that’s offered for free. Like, you’re not supposed to do that there’s a whole code behind it and they just ignore it. They act like it’s a giveaway festival and it ends up putting hosts in an uncomfortable

PETITION: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with