Had to drop the truck off at the mechanic, catch a Lyft back to the house and still go to work🙄

Man get a profile pic

Don’t let this distract y’all from the fact that the rams drafted in the 3rd and still got a grade of an A for the draft. Higher than the cowboys

I pulled up to a drive thru, and they had an automated voice taking my order. It took my order correctly; shit was wild. Is that new?

Life hack: leave orange 🍊 peels or tangerine 🍊 peels in your car overnight, they work as an air freshener

Normalize washing your hands before and after you piss or shit

Two things me and the homie @kingkelz562 agree on and that’s that every dude needs a thot, and steel toed boots 🥾 are needed for going to the club. People step on the kicks waaaaaay too much.

Larry June is the only healthy rapper to ever exist.

Really hate this fuckin job mane. Can’t wait to quit this mf

“I’m Pro ‘do wtf you wanna do’”- @BigReezy_

@kingkelz562 You have eaten dog. You not even allowed to be Muslim

Did you fuck my bitch? Me:

Success is not having to work a 9-5 while still being able to afford healthcare

Thanks Biden lmao

You know you grown, when you get excited that you received NO mail.

Only way I’ll pay for some coochie is if she a virgin. All you other jawns can forget it.

I don’t like unhealthy people

Daaaaaaamn @kingkelz562 Dellz Nelz