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Kyle 🌱

@KylePlantEmoji

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4 months ago

We all know:

Dog shit: poor quality
Horse shit: a lie
Bull shit: lie, or otherwise fraudulent
Chicken shit: cowardly

I propose:
Bird shit: understandable, but still annoying. Like dealing with all the bird shit parking at Target on Christmas eve

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