how can you sleep with 1 pillow are you are an inmate

Even Garcetti’s rich white neighbors get it more than he does.

“Would you ever do Big Brother again?” Y’all really think they’d EVER call me back? 🤣❤️ (I DO appreciate the love and interest, but LAWD, everyone but ten of you hated me.)

Y’all know I’m probably not watching and definitely getting all my updates from twitter, but team @DayDaVonne_ allllll the fucking way. ❤️ #BB22

I love liking tweets where people mention they still don’t like me. At least you remember me even though I’m not remotely relevant in the season you’re watching. I feel like I did my job, whatever that was. 🤷‍♀️🤣😘 #bbott #bb22

I’m pretty sure “Kryssie” and “All Star” don’t belong in the same sentence - but I appreciate being remembered at all! 🤣🙌❤️ #bb22 #bbott

I’m in a very different headspace than I was in 2016, so I’m not sure. I might consider it, but tbh, I don’t think they’d ever ask me back. There were way better candidates for recasting in my season. I’d love to see Momma D ✊🏾🌈 and Melenated Monroe play again! ❤️

Y’all know what today is.... #bbott #spookyseason #ThatDamnWitchHat #JustinStillHatesMe

I share this every year and will continue my tradition on #ComingOutDay2020 - be and love whoever you please. There will always be space for you at my table. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

There are so many gate keeping, bitter old people talking shit on #thelindalindas signing with Epitaph Records... sooooo sorry these girls are 1/4 your age and accomplishing more than you’ve done your entire life. That’s not their fault, brah, it’s yours. 🤣🤷‍♀️💅

Absolutely cackling at how funny this was… I’m so glad it showed up in my mentions out of the blue today because I am LIVING for it. 🤣🤣 It feels like a lifetime ago. ❤️

So a murderous, cowardly old man with a gun and hair trigger gets to murder an animal in close proximity to a human and go free… would his wife being a politician have something to do with the leniency? What happens when he shoots a person? Do they turn a blind eye then, too?

Hey PETA - have you gotten wind of the case of a mayor’s husband fatally shooting a dog and getting away with it? #JusticeforLudwig

my birthday is on Sunday send me money so I can get a tattoo 😌 cash.app/$krayymoney

Stoked they’re making a #WeirdAlYankovic biopic, but a liiiiittle bummed I wasn’t asked to audition. 😭🤣🪗Al Yankovic

Me on a reality show: You can’t take what you see at face value, you have to take into account the amount of editing and BTS coercion before you see a final product. These people are mostly better than they’re portrayed. Me watching #LoveisBlindS3: Maaaaaan fuck Fartise. 🤷‍♀️🤣

Daylight savings time… YOU RAGGEDY BITCH!!!

…not me crying along with Doll Skin in the middle of the night watching the livestream of their last set ever… I’ve never been so thankful that Arizona is two hours behind me. Ugh. My heart. 😭🖤 #ratpackforever

Anthony Bass So throwing garbage runs in the family?

Said it before, I’ll say it again: