I don't get why people like We Will Rave so much

This hole was made for me

Genuinely dead chuffed with these. My first ever attempt at wildlife photography

How easy is it to summon Microsoft PowerPoint?

Turkey Vulture

After two weeks of having cooked breakfasts at Premier Inn, I'm so happy to have just tea and toast for breakfast this morning at home.

Ascension Island is too hot and humid. I've had an 0930 Magnum

This tweet is being sent from Ascension Island.

Double espresso it is then...

I've discovered a new level of tiredness.

Gutted I'm missing #RaceAcrossTheWorld , I'm probably going to wait til Friday to watch it on MiPlayer

Heading home

Got that weird killing time before an 18 hour flight feeling

Bittersweet.

Get Press Accreditation for this year's contest so I can create content for my workplace...

...and the contest is being brought into disrepute.

Remember when Eurovision had a FAQ section for Russia being in Eurovision when they waged war on Ukraine, and broke countless EBU rules?

No, because they got suspended from the fucking EBU for breaking the EBU's fucking rules.

'The contest has been brought into disrepute by the genocidal actions of Israel, and we cannot stand by any more... people saying mean things about artists must stop (but Israel can still compete)'

The fuck!?

How, in the ever loving fuck, am I the same age as this man.

2012 version of you.

Playing uke for the punks at Team Rebellion

The Netherlands were robbed in 1974, btw. #Eurovision