Everyone getting arrested and losing their job for storming the Capitol building are realizing why their grandparents wore hoods.

Lock down 2: LOCK DOWNER the sequel definitely no one wanted #NameThisLockdown #MegaLockdown #worst

Do you ever get a idea to say something insightful or funny then totally Forget what it was ? Yeah me either.

Unless they are as broken as the funny person.

Call me old, but it takes me 2 drinks to be come remotely interested when my son talks about Pokémon. #drinksmakethingsbetter #dadlife

I can't have my pockets inside out like "back to the future " but these self tieing shoes exist. Fair trade.

H.E.R. had some pipes behind the mic and skills on the guitar. Also some really rocking cleavage #SuperBowl2021

👏👏👏👏 #SuperBowl

I knew the stars were just like us. Her pizza was probably wood fired amd hand made by her in house chef, but there are just like us.

751 unmarked graves. Apologies are useless at this point, the Canadian government, the church, the RCMP all need to be held accountable for the parts they played in this.

Repeat after me: it’s not a peaceful protest if police are afraid to ticket. It’s not a peaceful protest if police are afraid to ticket. Cherilyn McKenney Justin Trudeau #canpoli #ottnews

I say we arm Centertown residents with dart guns full of covid 19 vaccine. The ones who flee from the vaccine will become gun control supporters. #TwoBirdsOneDart #antivaxxers #FluTruxClan #FreedomConvoy

The #OttawaOccupation is the Canadian version of #January6thInsurrection. They both showed us how white men are willing to get down after they've felt the small fraction of what the rest of us have been feeling.

Gorilla Tape is the REAL DEAL! I drove across town 50 km in the rain amd this tiny piece held. #gorillatape #strong #FreedomConvoy2022 #putthatshitoneverything #SignsYoureGenX #piggyback #cheap

Just when I thought America couldn't get any dumber, they say : Hold my beer cuz we're gonna repeal Roe V. WADE. #RoeVWade

Tickets for Kinburn's Stand Up Comedy Night on May 28 are available. Comedy by: @everydayjoemtl, Kris Kingsbury, ZoPunny & Bilal Mammes. Enjoy a night of laughs in support of Kinburn Community. Details: eliel-chantiry.ca/ward-5-events/… Tickets: tinyurl.com/kinburn #Ward5Ott

It's going to be a excellent night for comedy for a good cause!

Three more nights to come catch this incredible show ! Call 613-233-8000 for reservations! #OttawaComedy #OttawaNightlife #standupcomedy

.CBC Ottawa 580 CFRA Ottawa Citizen CTV Ottawa been trying to get home from train since last night 10:22 bc @CapitalTaxiOtt had me wait 2 hrs for accessible taxi that never dispatched, OCTranspoLive bus never showed and no accessible taxi available in City of Ottawa ? Want story

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #DoneVeryLittleWithItSince #MyTwitterAnniversary