Ahhh, hey now, you're laying it on thick-

Pffft. If I was bothered by "too much," I wouldn't have married you.

Mmm, I'll let you know. I should be the one saying that to you, shouldn't I?

The Siegfried is just a spooky tuning fork

We're starting all the way in September this year? Dear Gods.

He has two birthdays. He's born anew on hallow's eve.

Well, I'm used to rats crawling in my hair, so the bats are hardly a bother.

Fresh Nips Niles ........... [Takumi will remember this.]

Swimsuit season isn't over until the nipple buds blossom This delicate process will be completed in the course of a few more days

“Niles has worn a swimsuit every day for the past two months straight. I’m not even certain he owns shirts anymore.” “At first I protested against it, but at this point I’ve grown somewhat accustomed to it. His streak is beginning to be rather impressive, actually.”

"Robin, darling, ...You have a knack for taking my humor and making it awfully embarrassing."

"I'm thirsty." And collapsed. He's twitching slightly.

"Thanks. You're a doll." Niles turns on his side and drinks half the glass. He tosses the rest on his face.

...💕

The Summer season is officially over. After a long hibernation, the nipple buds have blossomed. Men are free to expose their chests without fear that these buds shall wither.