my girl a minion she said “bello!” when my banana gru

Sumtimes my piss smells like kfc and it be makin me hungry

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reminder that im still lft for mrc NA as tank prev berzerkers/ereus/solaris acad. #24 peak s5.5, #10 peak overall. lots of t2 scrim experience, no notable mrc placements (cursed) first time im putting this in an lft post but i do have speech issues, would prefer not to igl :)

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If I q'ed against myself I lowkey wouldn't be scared at all

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If zyn don't cause cancer why doesn't everyone just get perma zyn it's like a perma stat buff

I don't believe viccers is legit until he does a live handcam, DNA test, blood test, eye test, while he's playing the game blind folded in a doctor's office with vitals being monitored 24/7

I might be a trash ass loser with no money no job no team no hoes no future but look at this fire ass lunch tho

When Ye played “All Falls Down” at the Roc-A-Fella office and nobody took him seriously

i load into a ranked game and a creature with the ability to communicate with its vocal cords says "the have 3 oaa smurfs" why bro why bro why bro why bro why do i q ranked bro why do i do this bro why hwy hwywghtewhgwj why hwyh wh wy hwy

Fuckass punpun bro

Still lft

I’m ugly as fuck and I’m gonna die alone

Please fix Gambit. Possible Options: - Give him infinite cards - Merge his anti heal with his primary fire - Make his ult heal the same as luna ult with rocket amp damage boost - Make it so that every time a character dives him spiderman and BP get cancer and die even tho they

"reportedly" bro I'm watching him do it

Why do I need to wash my hands when I pee my meat is clean af

MRC season 2 Steam Engines vs A7 first attack, first cloak ult on second point