Controversially, I’m on a mission to prove that nothing haunts me ever!

It’s so bizarre to me that my English course sets no secondary reading? Bonkers behaviour!

Cutting remarks only 🔥

Shaking with adrenaline (found a way to make the conclusion to my essay comparing Chaucer and Shakespeare entirely rooted in Homer)

Nobody in this cafe knows I’m memorising central cee lyrics rn

Yesterday Lucy told me she was going on a date and the first thing I did was search up the world ranking of his university 👻

My opp has become my inspiration #winning

My review of Queer just dropped on Letterboxd. Much anticipated I’m sure.

Listening to One Of Your Girls in the gym bc Ross Lynch is body goals

Olly Alexander tried to steal my flat white in Gail’s the other day so we have personal beef now

Hyping myself up to not climb tomorrow. If I end up on the wall don’t hmu.

The epidemic of men policing women’s use of the word bitch needs to end 💔

Mauritzio! I cannot move it move it anymore…

Me when the Roman Art & Archaeology course includes archaeology 🤠

you need to NERD OUT. ❤️

Me on my birthday every year but these hoes ain’t loyal