I really HATE when your tweets refuse to show in my mentions, Kaz..

Okay. Woah. Hold up. I was going to tell you for the millionth time what an amazing writer you are, but then popped up a more pressing matter: What the hell is this Emmy business? What do you mean "little snacks" and popping up out of nowhere? Is she back here for /you/?

You cutie.

If this doesn't scream "hall monitor" aka Catholic schoolgirl innocence... I don't know what does, Iker Axton..

What we do for fun at Arbez. (Katie Lewis)

Your turn to reply, Iker Axton.. Quit being lazy.

Date night with Matt, "Mr. I’m-destined-to-be-a-pro-athlete-when-I-get-out-of-here". ...or at least, what it would have been if Iker Axton. hadn't gone and pushed him down the stairs.

No fear, Iker Axton.-- "To die will be an awfully big adventure."

-- Iker Axton. -- "Dreams do come true, if only we wish hard enough. You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it."

Chapter 4 - Death Is a Bit Stale Read: tl.gd/n_1srol02