Chris and Alex having a “who can be a bigger asshole” competition #LoveIsBlindS10

Apparently, being pregnant means you can take the last pack of mini muffins out of the pantry with no remorse #TheMoreYouKnow

Hits every time I walk out the door

Gonna start a new series - “Indian food or poop?”

Does it count if your wife has dumped you before? Asking for a friend…

It’d be even better if it were February 29th

Just went to make a quesadilla and the tortillas expired on January 11th #sheeeeesh

Turned on the AC for the first time this year and it didn’t blow up #W

My body is a machine that turns food and beer into suicidal thoughts

This would go so hard in the trailer

Heart would be straight out of my chest

The man does not miss

2026 and people are really still wearing masks in public

Surely this must be the craziest thing that happens in 2001..

This makes so much sense for cousin The Rick Kramer

You’re as late on Ella as you were early on Samanda

Donnie just pooped on his favorite orange ball and is now trying to pick it up

Cummer is an all time dog name

Do you ever wake up and feel rested?

The people have spoken Becky Kramer