Love is waking up in the middle of the night to go clean out cause your husband is horny 😇

We FLOPin 🐶

for real tho

When I say my husbands a mad scientist, this is what I mean 💜

ANYTIME THE PUP HOOD DISCOURSE APPEARS, REMEMBER. GOOD PUPS DON'T CARE WHAT RANDOM STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET THINK. GOOD PUPS ONLY CARE ABOUT EARNING PETS, GETTING & GIVING LOVE, WAGGING, PLAYING, AND BEING GOOD PUPS. YOU WANT TO BE A GOOD PUP, RIGHT? THEN BE A GOOD PUP 🐶

Why within the past two weeks, all of my toxic exes are trying to reach out and establish connection all of a sudden 😭

Are you actually horny? Or are you just bored and need a dopamine hit? 😌

Your POV after this puppy just bred you Now he’s watching his favorite movie 🐲

Prides been pretty great so far 💜💙 🐶🏳️‍🌈🐕

Dog in the pool Dog in the pool Dog in the pool

I turn 29 today!! 😱😍🤍🤍

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I’d like to apologize to my friends. My behavior is inexcusable, and the shame I’m feeling is deserved. I tried to hide my actions, but the truth has been revealed. I own every Kidz Bop album. And I listen to them… unironically. I’m sorry.